Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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