Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.