We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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