Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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