dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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