Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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