He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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