my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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