Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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