I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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