I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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