i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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