Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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