can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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