I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Life is so much better after having sex.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize