I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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