Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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