Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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