But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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