Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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