Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Sext me about skeletons
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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