Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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