Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
