to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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