He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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