it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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