i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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