That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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