I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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