I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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