PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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