Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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