garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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