I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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