i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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