Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
These tits shall not be calmed
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
