I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?