this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life