bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY