so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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