Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so