found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.