So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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