I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
