Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
