Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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