after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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