Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
