oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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