Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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