I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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