I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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