So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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