Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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