This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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