ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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