i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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