just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
